Paper Birds

Yellow

2011-06-22T23:42:00.001+10:00

I’ve been drawn to desert themes lately. This is the product of that. I’m starting to enjoy this style for it’s simplicity and colouring.

The Treehouse

2011-06-16T01:39:00.001+10:00

Into the Nether

2011-05-31T20:56:00.001+10:00

Minecraft, it’s like a black hole, once it’s gravity well has you caught there’s nothing you can do but go along for the ride and hope to god that maybe a Quasar will set you free. Unlikely though.

1.6 is here and servers now have the ability to send you to the Nether, what does that mean for me? A nether castle of course, preferably the kind that the exterior speaks of doom should you enter. Of course the inside will be all fluffy bunnies and liveable.

And No, Sorry Ghast, you’re a terrible neighbour. You’re definitely not allowed inside, especially after what you did to my front lawn!

Love,

The Blog Monster

SnakeBird

2011-05-10T14:26:00.001+10:00

Snake or Bird? You decide!

The Rabbit Stone

2011-05-06T18:11:00.001+10:00

The Rabbit Stone, Abandoned and Lost, Covered in Moss, Waiting for a friend.

Adventures

2011-04-21T22:59:00.001+10:00

I never understood why sending kids to their room was a punishment, I wanted to go to my room, it was a magical place with books and games and stuff to draw on. I was like a Hermit, rarely emerging from my room except for feedings and to go to the toilet.. Oh and to bathe too, I wasn’t a stinky Hermit.

I had a lot of stuffed toys, I think people thought that’s what you give children for gifts. I had three huge baskets of them! My Old teddy bear? Psh. That’s Julius MacSwan, Bravest of the brave! That Knightly Bear had nerves of steel, right down to his stuffing! Princess Heartnose was his girl, she was forever being kidnapped by the evil Porcelain Girls. I don’t think she was a very good girlfriend, getting Julius in all that mortal peril all the time. I really think she wanted him dead, that’s just my opinion anyway.

Battles raged across the Floorlands, stuffing was spilled and the dark Land Under The Bed always had new victims and prisoners of war. Sometimes the Prisoners were found and rescued long after their incarceration (and probable torture and stuffing spilling for information about the land of Quiltington). King Cattus the Lengthy, Emperor of the Wooden Clifflands and Lord of One Tree Plains would often take his subjects to a picnic in the Golden Woods after a successful battle. Sometimes they would even see the fabled Long-Legged Shaggybeast! POTATOES FOR ALL!

Then after a hard day of battles, with the flying of stuffing and fake fur, the two sides would agree to hold a truce and Enjoy our favourite story, Witches, Ghosts and Goblins: A Spooky Search For Miranda’s Cat. This meaning that I would read it and the words would trickle out my ears for my favoured minions to hear. Like a really bad case of earwax, but with a lot more rainbows. And Unicorns, no, Pegasus is way cooler. Who wants a Deformed Horse/Narwhale when you can had an Awesome Deformed Horse/Eagle? I mean really, you can fly on that thing and shoot rainbows from your eyes.

And this is the story of why my Bedroom was Awesome. And also why that stuffed bear isn’t just a stupid toy, He’s your Partner in Crime, Go rob some Banks together.

Also there was a monster that lived in the laundry, which was right opposite my bedroom door. Here is a depiction of it so you know to avoid it if you ever see one.

Love,

The Blog Monster.

Greetings

2011-04-21T15:22:00.001+10:00

This is the Blog Monster. It will write things from it’s memory that will most likely be part fantasy for added awesome.

Stay Tuned.